Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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