I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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