The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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