Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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