that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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