Sry I called you an 8
I wish I could teleport
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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