I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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