i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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