i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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