idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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