think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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