We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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