I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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