And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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