All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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