Sry I called you an 8
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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