Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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