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my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
lets start a swedish sibling band together
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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