Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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