He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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