How'd it feel making her break her religion?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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