and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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