My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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