Need sex. Gaining weight.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
