If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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