stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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