And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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