And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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