Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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