I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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