Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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