this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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