This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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