: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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