Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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