I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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