she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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