if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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