I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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