glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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