im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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