But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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