gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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