Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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