i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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