Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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