I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
