So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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