I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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