question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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