I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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