she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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