The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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