just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just pee around me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Randomize
