You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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