tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
