So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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