Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I will pee on everything he values.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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