Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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