so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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